As Tropical Storm Vicente hovers outside my window, I contemplate what on earth I can wear to take Child 2 to the doctor this afternoon. The quandary is this - the only thing I have that is (heavy)rainproof is my splash top from college. It is designed to keep you dry, but also warm at 5.45am in the UK winter on the astonishingly cold banks of the Thames.

And I don't particularly want to look like I just stepped out of a novelty condom multi-pack, like the ladies pictured above. What to do?!

Splash top. Obv mine says Balliol not CORC, but same difference